So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

As you could have made out from the rest of the ISB blogs, we have to get our laptops formatted and get off the LAN… So for all practical purposes , this is my last post from ISB … I had a lot of fun blogging at ISB … cant believe this is my 52nd post … there’s like 28pages of crap I have written .. 272 more pages and Ill print a book …. No I cant …. Five point someone is already out and I don’t think the audience is in a mood for another “What not to do in campus life or any other life” … Damn …
Well it wasn’t a complete waste … King of Blogs His Highness Bharni ranked me 6th among all ISB Blogs!!!…Yeah baby that’s right... Calling Betelgeuse is in the top ISB blogs!!!!!
And if you think that’s not something, check out the competition I had

http://way2top.blogsome.com/2006/03/29/isb-blogs-my-list/

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who visited this blog …
And my apologies to all those I have inadvertently or purposely hurt on this blog … I cant help it guys ..its a disease I promise to get treatment as soon as my company starts paying Medical allowance ….
I wish I could be Ford Prefect for the rest of my life … Most of you already know who I am and that I am no where as cool as Ford Prefect … but for the few who don’t , following is my profile. This is what Marvin wrote about me in the yearbook …

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Saurabh Mathur aka Ford Prefect

Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
You: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"Ford: "You ask a glass of water." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Saurabh Sluricane
1/2 oz. Loyalty
8 oz. Spontaneity
1 tsp. Goofy-ness
3-4 drops of Chennai Dreading
1 oz. Ever-readyness to go clubbing
4 cubes of an ice cool attitude
Intra Venous Dose of Single Malt

Mix the above while adding generous doses of awesome humour spray with 3 oz. of blog time and garnish with the REC Jaipur sleaze

Date of Birth/Place: 13th Oct/Jaipur

Alternate Profession: India Representative, Queer Nation Movement
Chief Editor, Naughty Nurse Weekly

Defining Moment:
Waking up to a whole new world with the ‘biggest’ guy on campus in bed… what followed were frantic calls to all and sundry… “What happened last night?”

Commonly Found at:
Sarovar Café, SV 1 L Block with the fellow Booz-keteers, Club 21 and in the LRC counseling suicidal Marvin aka McK consultant

Most Used Line:
“…Kyu ki fighter hamesha jeet ta hai”
“Waszzz Up?”
“My Place or Yours?”
“Is the booze free?”
“Hap Hap Happy Days are here again”

Favorite Song:
Bad to the Bone - Terminator

Arbit Detail(s):
Wears formals every Monday
Organizes his cupboard in colour codes
Keeps all the notes in his wallet in one direction only

Things only friends and Net Nanny knows:
If you decide to walk in uninvited in L23, SV 1 after 2:00 am, be alarmed but not afraid as our man enjoys some primate mating videos… ahem…

As Discovered by friends:
Often found reminiscing about Poseidon Parties & their after adventures…
Plotting a Fordian Style Blitzkrieg on our friendly neighbor
Underneath all that sleaze beats a heart of gold…slightly tarnished…but its there. He’s been there for some groupmates of his for the strangest things but always when most needed and each time with the threat that nobody can know he did something nice…often threatens with umbrella spankings. Thinks scotch is a cure for EVERYTHING!
Happy when drunk, drunk when happy, the circularity of his life is unresolvable. So many years yet haven’t found his axis. On the lookout for someone who has the solution to Da Saurabh Code.
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Its what people very close to me think about me, so biases are naturally expected… Thanks Marvin for putting the effort to dig out all the nice things about me ...It really means a lot to me … Must have been quite a task…Thanks for the special inputs from Major Sapera and SB (who shall now be referred to as Trillian coz she is awsomely cool and not because she’s threatened to kick my ass if I don’t call her that )

Well that’s pretty much it … Have a great life … keep it real and yes ---

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish