All hail the king ...

POTUS is coming … and man has this place gotten hectic … CIA agents all over … well supported by Hyderabad’s Finest pot bellied thullas … Last night someone said that there’s a satellite fix over ISB …instantly middle fingers were pointing towards the sky… I really hope someone in Langley saw that… You have to be here to feel the paranoia … They are X-raying the bloody walls … This guy must have seriously pissed off a lot of folks to require this kinda security … I thought I was bad, but all I need is my trusted umbrella… SB its still there and its as deadly as ever ;-)…
Personally I don’t have anything against lil Georgy …and I’m not saying this just becoz CIA is scanning ISB network and is almost sure to read this… So he’s a lil slow … and says things which probably make all the signatories of the declaration of independence turn in their graves … but then again we as Indians should be the last to make fun of other peoples elected representatives …
Anyways enough of that …A left for his exchange programme last night… with the biggest stupidest grin I’ve ever seen on his face … As usual lots of parting farewell advice for yours truly … have been getting a lot of them lately … from all sorts of places … I suddenly feel like a member of the Indian cricket team … Everybody seems to have figured out whats wrong with me ..

You know what your problem is …. U get distracted very easily … Anything and everything distracts you … Remember when we were on our 7th case of the day and that hot Italian Chic in a really short skirt passed by , you were totally distracted ... I think you should get some focus …

You know what your problem is …. You don’t have a flame … You are too detached to everything … Need some zing in your life.. Get off your ass and go jump off a cliff … No not tomm … right now … Don’t worry Ill call your mom and let her know …

You know what your problem is …. You think too bloody much … Haven’t you seen Satya ?? Karna hai to karna hai … Don’t worry she wont beat the crap out of you …Naa they rarely complain to the police … so u do a lil time in prison … given the comments on your blog , you’ll probably enjoy it …

You know what your problem is …. You don’t think before you act …That’s not how you go about it … you gotta prepare what you plan to say … rehearse it … here try it on me first .. no its not gay .. well just pretend

You know what your problem is …. You breathe funny … Yes you do … like a complete psycho … can you cut it out … I don’t care if you need oxygen to live, Im not in the mood …

You know what your problem is …. You are completely sleazy … Wipe that evil grin off your face and shut up … Why are you so silent all of a sudden .. You are thinking of something sleazy arnt you ?? get a live you perv …

I know being Ford Prefect entitles me to froodness of the highest order, but there’s only so much earthly advice a guy from Betelgeuse can take… Im afraid Georgy is gonna point to me and say .. Arnt u Ford Prefect ??…You know what your problem is ….