Wassup...

There are some questions I have absolutely no answer to. And Im not even talking about exams here. Normal run of the mill conversation questions that I guess every body should have answers to… I don’t … Take last week .. I was asked the following questions and heres my pathetic attempt to answer them …

Q. Where are you from?
Answer – Aaahh ummm .. lemme see … I was born in xyz .. grew up in 8 different cities , went to 9 schools … Longest I stayed in a place is 4 years…so take your pick.

Q. So what were you doing before ISB?
Answer – Wellll…. there was this big server which looks like a Godrej Store well almirah.. and then there’s this software which no one knows who wrote . I used to tinker with the software and if nothing else worked, Id just kick the damn server really hard… Yes it worked …Yes I got paid for it you #$%^!

Q. What do you want to do in life?
Answer – Hey it was great chatting with you... gotta run now…

Q. Why did you take your blog offline?
Answer 1 – Just felt like it ..
Answer 2 – There was some problem with blog spot ..
Answer 3 – I am starting a new blog on spiritual transformation of the human soul and ways to achieve nirvana in the neo feudal society.
Answer 4 – I didn’t its there … try again..

Q. Why do you breathe like a psycho in your sleep?
Answer – What???