Leia and Ford in Heart of Gold!

Civilization as we know it has come so far thanks to the fighting spirit of the human race ... Our refusal to give up in the face of wars , famine , epidemics and politicians is a tribute to the fighter in each of us ... There was a line I used to quote irritatingly often back in ISB
“Fighter humesha jeetta hai “…I picked it up from a T.V commercial for a ball pen ... The commercial was crappy, but the line was quite catchy...

Speaking of fighter instincts, if there is a city in the world which never says dies, it has to be Mumbai ... For the last 2 days, 3 million people from across the country have descended on the already cramped streets of Mumbai to participate in a rally and show solidarity towards their cause ... I have no idea what the cause is and how turning the financial capital of the nation into an open air urinal is gonna help it... Neither do I fully understand why all of these 3 million ladies , gents and children are so pissed off and are just looking for opportunities to set public property on fire ... May be they don’t approve of the hideous colors BEST buses are painted in... I think I do understand their exasperation to some extent ... Those buses are quite ugly ... G refers to them as Dinosaurs cause of the ungainly way they run on the road and the weird hissing sounds they make as if trying to scare you ... Go ahead my friends, burn the casteist discriminatory system down ... and after you are done with it, well go see about them jobs you want reserved in whatever is left of this country...

This reminds me of the time Arthur and Myself were onboard the Heart of Gold and thanks to Infinite improbability drive were ambushed by an infinite number of monkeys who wanted their opinion on a script for Hamlet.
In order to fully understand the joke above, you need 3 things
1. Understand what the infinite monkey theorem is
2. Read “The Book”
3. Correlate the probability of monkeys typing out Hamlet with the probability of something constructive coming out of the big rally in Mumbai...
I love the Infinite Improbability Drive ... The concept of the most improbable things actually happening is just what my life needs... Once I get hold of the heart of Gold, I shall be out of this stupid no good planet, and hitchhike all the way to Alderaan ... Who knows may be I could even pick up Princess Leia... I guess given all the crap she has to take from her weird psycho dad and that extremely gay brother of hers, she wouldn’t mind exploring Ford Prefects “Dark Side"... Now I might not have been trained in the Jedi ways, but I don’t need no light sabre to prove to the Princess that "The Force" is definitely with me... I think we would have a lot of fun...

Yeah definitely a lot of fun ... But that’s when I get my hands on the Heart of Gold ... Till then there’s no intergalactic hitchhiking, no Leia , and a fucking Hyundai is Sucking up all my gold ... Not to mention that the Imperial Army has invaded and are making excellent progress in covering the city with a protective layer of 3 feet of filth and in hunting down every single one of those evil BEST dinosaurs…